Let's Swoon

This post is for all the Stallions out there, searching for the right way to saddle up a sweet little filly to call your own. No worries, I'm here to help you boys. This is really for the benefit of both parties involved, and success is almost guaranteed, so drink these next words in. All the way in. Borrowing from the always inspiring Lonely Island in their hit song Dick in a Box, "all you fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do. Just follow these steps..." 

You want to get a girl? It's easy. Well, sort of. Learn to play guitar and bone up on your singing. Once you sing some strategic heart-melting songs to your chosen damsel, she'll be more than willing to give you a shot. I mean my word, in her eyes, you're practically a musician! Which is something NO girl can resist. It's the law of the land... The most well known equation of all time.  Musicians > Any Other Boy. It's physics, biology, chemistry, evolution all in one. And you cannot mess with science, boys.

So what's it gonna be? Do you want to snag the babe with some chords and lyrics from the greats, or wait for the next man to do the same and sweep away the love of your life? Make the right choice. It may be cheesy, but the laws of love prove this selfless act to be one of the most effective ways to get the girl. Here are some songs to get you started on your journey to melting hearts.

1. Round the World- Slightly Stoopid

2. Love Song- 311

3. All Flowers in Time- Jeff Buckley and Elizabeth Fraser (Probably just Jeff's part, unless it's a duet deal)

4. All I Need Is You- Ziggy Marley

5. White Blank Page- Mumford & Sons

6. I Could Die For You- Red Hot Chili Peppers

7. Here Comes Your Man- The Pixies (Shoot for Joseph Gordon-Levitt style in 500 Days of Summer)

8. Laura- Girls

9. Everlasting Light- The Black Keys

10. I'll Be There For You- Bon Jovi (Channel your inner Ashton Kutcher via A Lot Like Love)

11. Keep On Loving You- REO Speedwagon (Oldie but a goodie)

12. Ordinary Girl- Rebelution

13. Can't Take My Eyes Off of You- Frankie Valli (Please get the local band involved like in 10 Things I Hate About You)

14. Lover, You Should've Come Over- Jeff Buckley

15. For Emma- Bon Iver