Friday, August 9, 2013

I'VE GOT A NEW DOMAIN, BITCHES.

It's here, it's here, I'm queer! What. Hmmm. If only there was a delete button on this damn contraption. You see, I accidentally (out of pure and unadulterated excitement) typed the word "queer" when describing myself. This, as you might assume, was a mistake. I do apologize for the inappropriate nature that this entry immediately took on once that word was thrown out into the area in which I am typing. I just wish there was something I could do to take it back! But hey, as my mum used to say about Vietnam, "sometimes you do shit you regret. You might wanna sell your organs to take it back, but sweetie, you can't. At all." Anyway, I hope I've adequately atoned for this horrendous mishap.





What was I talking about before all this? OH YES. There's a new name up there. It's WEIRD KARATE because duh. Fun timez! There's a new domain in town and its name is cool cool cool like a living room dance party! Hey also, wanna watch a loser get her rap game on? Watch this.



Thursday, August 8, 2013

Something New, Something Whatever

I'm going to post something different today. Are you ready? It's funny because "you" is probably just me in a few days. Anyway. I'm having a moment where I just feel like writing, man. My couch--no, I guess it's a "love seat"--where two bums would feel very uncomfortable sitting together. My bum is sinking sadly into the crease, pillows encapsulating the human (me), making me feel enclosed--a couch box. Excuse me, love seat.

I've been craving Fight Club for like a month. Well, I'm finally watching it. I have like 10 movies in my life that I need to rewatch every once in a while--every few months or so--to get my fix. Renew my purpose. Emancipate my mind. So yeah, that's what I'm doing. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. It's a new film with every rewatch. I try to wrap my mind around a character who so seamlessly befriends, admires, loathes, and finally relinquishes the need for a alter ego. Humans cope with life, with their incredible amounts of shit, in different ways. In unbelievable ways. In terrifying ways. Forming an extreme alter ego is one way. And although incredibly destructive, Tyler Durden shakes the comfort and certainty of an IKEA furnished, 9-5 office job, bullshit life. And dammit, I respect that.

"No fear, no distractions."



Fear is something that's been trickling with fervor into my everyday thoughts. As I stress about a wasted youth, I desperately search for answers to unanswerable questions, plummeting deeper into this quarter-life crisis. It's a real thing. Maybe. Or at least it's a swell label to hypothetically paste on this mess of emotional wreckage. Ooh, can you feel that drama? Dripping from every 23-year-old pore on my body. 

"Stop trying to control everything and just let go."


Monday, April 1, 2013

Classical Deals, Yo.

So earlier today, I was on Amazon buying everything ever and I saw something. SOMETHING GOOD. It was the amazing variety of awesomeness offered to the world in The Bach Guild Big Box Sets. Girl, you gotta buy now! Literally 99 cents for like 10+ hours of music by various orchestras, symphonies, and some crazy talented cats. It is bizarre. And practically a public service. I love you, Bach Guild. Marry my face now. Anyway, this amazing deal only lasts until April 7, so get on it! 

The famous original composer dudes are as follows (I will include photos for amplified hilarity):

Johannes Brahms


Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart


Johann Sebastian Bach


George Frideric Handel

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Antonio Vivaldi

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky


Needless to say, I bought like all of them. $5 for like 60+ hours of music? Uhh, I think yes. Other box sets include Mahler, Gustav Leonhardt, the Baroque Box Set, and more, probably. Okay so go buy them now, thank you. 

Go say THANK YOU here:

FOXYGEN

This album is grandiose. It's like Bob Dylan, Bowie, and Led Zeppelin melted into a hot pot of modern day psych-rock with a dash of feel good and a spoonful of pants-free dancing. It's called "We Are the 21st Century Ambassadors of Peace and Magic" by Foxygen. Oh my (oh my) you must buy (or die trying).









Holy Video: Alt-J

Just watch. You'll be like, whoa. Thanks mom.














Saturday, January 12, 2013

Let's Talk SCORES: The Social Network


Hey there my sweet little froyo cup... Oof it sure has been a while. Oopsy doopsy. Well, I feel like that's enough of an apology. EAT IT KITTY; the joke has to be real! Okay, that's enough. 

To be completely honest, I didn't know if I would ever come back. But uhh, I guess I did. Lucky you, my new and incredibly intelligent friend. It's nice to hold your glance and attentiveness over the putrid words spilling before you, line after line. All right, I'll get right to IT. What is IT, you might be asking yourself. IT is film. IT is my parent's dog chasing her own tail right now. IT is humanity, my love. Ha not really. The first two though, sure. 

I've been watching some magical films as of late and their scores have inspired something of the interesting sort within my budding self. And I don't know, (averting eyes, kicking dirt between us), I just wanted to share my intrepid thoughts with a captive audience member like yourself. Well, let's get right to it.


Film of the Day: The Social Network (2010)
Directed by David Fincher
Written by Aaron Sorkin
Score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

I loved this film from the first preview. And then, upon my first viewing, I was in love with it. I mean, Jesse Eisenberg AND Andrew Garfield. My head explodes with both excitement and profound fear just recounting it all. And obviously David Fincher is just a magician of a director, e.g., Fight Club, Se7en, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. But these are not the elements of the film we are here to discuss. Let's talk about the MUSIC. This score will literally change you as a human being. It's like "MOM, you literally don't even get me as a human anymore!!" I don't know what that means, but seriously, it is remarkable. If I could metaphorically wrap the whole thing up in cellophane and have it for lunch every day for the rest of my life I would be the happiest and most nourished kiddo in the WORLD. There is one track in particular, which even you don't know classical music at all, you'll still be like, "MOM, I literally know this song!!" Titled "In the Hall of the Mountain King," this track is an arrangement of Edvard Grieg's 1876 composition for Henrik Ibsen's play Peer Gynt (thanks Wikipedia, you church whore). Here's a little taste. 



This track also inspired me to write a most ridiculous piece of poetry. Read it... If you like CRICKETS and death. 


"In the Hall of the Mountain King"

Dancing Crickets line the crumbling walls,
Thinking of nothing but their dance...
Clicking their rickety heels,
Spinning one another around on their convex backs.
Until the day that they see a spot of light in the wall.
They climb and climb; 
Stacking up high—
Cricket on Cricket,
Until Grieg sees a glimmer.
A hope, a dream, a land of light
Beyond the wall.

In curiosity and longing,
They gather and plot to escape.
Grieg leads the attack;
Offering a brilliant speech,
Talking of happier times past the wall...
Moving his Cricket limbs emphatically through the darkness.
And that is all it takes.
The Crickets are laced with false hope
And stampede into the crumbles.
Pounding to break through the darkness,
Breeding and brooding confused hatred among the blind.
Misplaced rage inspiring the crazed action,
Pounding, pounding on the sheetrock,
Running into hardness, cracked exoskeletons,
Clawing at the wall, breaking legs,
Tears and cries of pain,
Until finally...
A breakthrough!

A hole big enough for two, maybe three at a time,
 allowing the blinding light to filter in,
The crumbles of dust sifting and dancing through the air,
Penetrating the untouched darkness.
Something they’ve never seen before—
Those who had been born in darkness.
They went mad for more.
Even with the casualties piling high and wide
In their attempts at escape,
The crunching and blood spread hot and pooled
Among the bodies of the already forgotten
In order to reach the light
And the promises it held.
Visions of beauty past the hard wall,
Out of the darkness and doom.

The hole spreads;
Greig plunges alone into the land of the light.
His black body sails,
Arms and legs flailing maniacally
Before he lands hard and bounces off the floor.
Only the highest Cricket can see him now,
As he hangs off the edge between darkness and light.
He stares at Grieg—
Pitiful and alone in the light.
He is silenced at the sight
And climbs back down into the darkness

The Crickets have turned docile—
Their blind rage has subsided.
But they can still hear the actions of a crazed man...
The great leader claws back from the light side.
Until he gives up.
But it is no matter.
The dancing crickets are no longer concerned with escape.
The pounding crowd disperses in tired regret,
Yet the dead remain,
Piled and sticky from death
In the comforting darkness—together.




Welp, that's all for today. I'll be back to talk about my film findings and music love soon. Enjoy the day or night, whatever it is for you, right now. Okay BYYYYE. Oh, and here's one more arrangement from the film. It's the opener. I really don't have words to encapsulate its greatness. 





And here's Andrew Garfield and uhhh, Jesse Eisenberg to close the day. You're welcome.