Sorry about that. I don't know why you bother coming here. Anyway, I'm damn glad to have ya. Let's talk about December. I really like winter. My skin is all cracky and dry and cute. My socks are thick and so is my midsection from a successful Thanksgiving. My cat is fluffy and I am ardently refusing to turn on the heat in my brisk apartment.
WELCOME TO DECEMBER, BITCHES.
Here are some things and stuff to think about. Read on if you feel like you're inadequate. HAHA jk jk you're cool probably.
1. I'll be going to SPAIN. That's neat. Uhh yeah it is.
2. It's CYBER MONDAY. Great. It IS great, idiot! The perfect time to buy gifts for "friends" of course.
3. I will never ask anyone again if they believe in God. And when I'm asked, I hope to answer with, I don't think it matters. Religion is horse shit and I am trying to disregard what individual people believe in terms of what it "says about them as a person." It's easy to write someone off once you hear they're a Catholic or Jewish or Agnostic or whatever and assign stereotypes to them. I'm trying to operate on the idea that whether or not you believe in God is just how you choose to interpret the world and humans in it... And whatever comforts you is fine. Just don't push your beliefs on other humans, you know?
4. Salamander is a great word.
5. My favorite kind of cookie used to be white chocolate macadamia nut. I don't know what it is anymore. Should I be worried?
6. That's it BYE. Brief because I love you okay.
